[Lightning McStitch]

There once was a designer from New York
Who loved foie gras and pulled pork
Said he to his lady:
Patè is ethically shady…
But her mouth was too full to talk

[Lightning McStitch]

My waistline’s too big for my pants

[BeckyinFL]

My waist is too big for my pants
I wonder if, maybe, by chance

[with love Heidi]

My waist is too big for my pants
I wonder if, maybe, by chance
They shrunk in the wash

[BeckyinFL]

My waistline’s too big for my pants
I wonder if, maybe, by chance
They shrunk in the wash?
If so, I’ll just toss
In my waistline to spin till they match!

I must plan an easy buffet

[juliamom2009]

My waist is too big for my pants
I wonder if, maybe, by chance
They shrunk in the wash
Yet I’m ever so posh

[Audrey]

I must plan an easy buffet
Put the best plates out on display

[Nicole]

I must plan an easy buffet
Put the best plates out on display
My Wedgewood and Spode….

[Lightning McStitch]

I must plan an easy buffet
Put the best plates out on display
My Wedgewood and Spode….
And on them we’ll load

[cybele727]

I must plan an easy buffet
Put the best plates out on display
My Wedgewood and Spode…
And on them we’ll load
My completely deflated souffle.

I am almost out of time to sew

[Nicole]

I am almost out of time to sew
Pj’s for Christmas, doncha know?

[with love Heidi]

I am almost out of time to sew
Pj’s for Christmas, doncha know?
A pair of bedtime

[Tamara]

I am almost out of time to sew
Pj’s for Christmas, doncha know?
A pair of bedtime
Would be completely sublime

[Nicole]

I am almost out of time to sew
Pj’s for Christmas, doncha know?
A pair of bedtime
Would be completely sublime
So off to the stash I will go.

Merry Christmas to one and to all! (first line)

[vothgirl]

Merry Christmas to one and to all!
Hard to believe this year’s at its last call

• This reply was modified 9 years ago by vothgirl.