[with love Heidi]

You’d never believe it, I swear
But I’m sewing a bikini to wear
To swim at the pool

[Lightning McStitch]

Ooh. We might need the keymaster to officiate. The time gives it to Cybele but mine appeared first…. Weird space/time wormhole in the forum?!
Run with whichever you prefer, or both perhaps…

[Nicole]

You’d never believe it, I swear
But I’m sewing a bikini to wear
To swim at the pool
But I’m nobodies fool…

[Deb]

You’d never believe it, I swear  
But I’m sewing a bikini to wear
To swim at the pool
But I’m no bodies fool…
My shape will cause quite a scare!

The holiday season draws near

[vothgirl]

The holiday season draws near
Hm, what to make for those I hold dear?

[cybele727]

OOOH I got usurped! 🙂

The holiday season draws near
Hm, what to make for those I hold dear?
Jammies or dresses?

[Nicole]

The holiday season draws near
Hm, what to make for those I hold dear?
Jammies or dresses?
The decision distresses

[cybele727]

The holiday season draws near
Hm, What to make for those I hold dear?
Jammies or dresses?
The decision distresses..
Oh that’s a new pattern calling, I hear!

I can’t think of a good starter… I pass on to anyone else….

[Nicole]

I can’t think of a good starter
But I’ll wear my hair shirt like a martyr

[Lightning McStitch]

I can’t think of a good starter
But I’ll wear my hair shirt like a martyr
I’ll hunt for a rhyme

[Tamara]

I can’t think of a good starter
But I’ll wear my hair shirt like a martyr
I’ll hunt for a rhyme
With my eye on the time

[cybele727]

I can’t think of a good starter
But I’ll wear my hair shirt like a martyr
I’ll hunt for a rhyme
With my eye on the time
Oh my, I don’t think I could laugh any harder.

There once was a designer from New York

[Lightning McStitch]

There once was a designer from New York
Who loved foie gras and pulled pork

[BeckyinFL]

There once was a designer from New York
Who loved foie gras and pulled pork
Said he to his lady:

[Nicole]

There once was a designer from New York
Who loved foie gras and pulled pork
Said he to his lady:
Patè is ethically shady…