[Todd Gibson]

There are sequins all over the rug
Each one looks like a shiny blue bug
I could pick up each one
And it would be done
Once I stick them all to my mug

And to start a new limerick:

I’ve run out of room for my stash

[bren5kids]

I’ve run out of room for my stash
So to Ikea I must dash

[Anonymous]

The place is a maze

[Lightning McStitch]

I’ve run out of room for my stash
So off to Ikea I dash
The place is a maze
I’ve been here for days

[Todd Gibson]

I’ve run out of room for my stash
So off to Ikea I dash
The place is a maze
I’ve been here for days
Eating so many meatballs I’ve run out of cash

My seam ripper fell to the floor

[Anonymous]

My seam ripper fell to the floor
I just heard a knock at the door

[Todd Gibson]

My seam ripper fell to the floor
I just heard a knock at the door
I never get peace

[Nicole]

My seam ripper fell to the floor
I just heard a knock at the door
I never get peace
For sew/stress release

[Todd Gibson]

My seam ripper fell to the floor
I just heard a knock at the door
I never get peace
For sew/stress release
And I definitely need it some more!

New one:

Oh why is this fabric so blue?

[Lightning McStitch]

Oh why is this fabric so blue?
I was sure I bought some other hue

[María]

Oh why is this fabric so blue?
I was sure I bought some other hue

It’s hurting my eyes

[Deb]

Oh why is this fabric so blue?
I was sure I bought some other hue

It’s hurting my eyes
They’re going cross-wise

[Todd Gibson]

Oh why is this fabric so blue?
I was sure I bought some other hue
It’s hurting my eyes
They’re going cross-wise
And making me sneeze, “Ah-choo!”

New one:
When will the new patterns arrive?

[with love Heidi]

When will the new patterns arrive?
I need some more to survive

[Nicole]

When will the new patterns arrive?
I need some more to survive.
A proper mens shirt!