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The Limerick Thread

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    dubhels2003 @dubhels2003

    I just want to sit down and sew!
    But lately I’ve been on the go
    ‘Cause we’re building a house
    And I just saw a mouse

    By the time the machine’s out there’ll be snow

    (Apologies @ock-du-spock if this is prophetic…)

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    dubhels2003 @dubhels2003

    Ooooh, I get to start a new one too I think??

    My daughter will only wear pink 🙁

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    with love Heidi @with love Heidi

    My daughter will only wear pink
    With tulle and sequins I think

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    Anonymous @

    My daughter will only wear pink
    With tulle and sequins I think
    I’ve tried purple and red

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    Tamara @justsewit

    My daughter will only wear pink
    With tulle and sequins I think
    I’ve tried purple And red
    “Mum! Did you hear what I said?
    All other colours, they stink!”

    This denim it just will not stretch

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    Todd Gibson
    Keymaster
    @todd

    This denim it just will not stretch
    When I wear it I feel I must wretch

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    Lightning McStitch @LightningMcStitch

    I’m calling for clarification on that one @todd
    “wretch” (noun) a poor, miserable person.
    “retch” (verb) to gag or vomit
    “wrench” (verb) to twist and pull
    I’m guessing, from context, you were going for wrench… Poetic license bring what it is, and this being a limerick thread on a sewing forum, you can make up any word/meaning you like of course! 😃

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    Todd Gibson
    Keymaster
    @todd

    Well, it looks like I made a spelling error. So, for catching it, @lightningmcstitch, you have to take the next line:

    This denim it just will not stretch
    When I wear it I feel I must retch

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    Lightning McStitch @LightningMcStitch

    This denim it just will not stretch
    When I wear it I feel I must retch
    So tight ’round my guts

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    Nicole @motherof5

    This denim it just will not stretch
    When I wear it I feel I must retch
    So tight ’round my guts
    I have back and front butts…

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    Ock Du Spock @Ock Du Spock

    This denim it just will not stretch
    When I wear it I feel I must retch
    So tight ’round my guts
    Curse my love of beer nuts

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    Ock Du Spock @Ock Du Spock

    Oops! Missed yours Nicole… sorry

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    Ock Du Spock @Ock Du Spock

    This denim it just will not stretch
    When I wear it I feel I must retch
    So tight ’round my guts
    I have back and front butts…
    Luckily pink tracksuit Wednesdays are “fetch!”

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    Ock Du Spock @Ock Du Spock

    Oh, I’m supposed to start a new one aren’t I…

    My sewing machine’s gathering dust…

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    lattemama @lattemama

    (Stop trying to make fetch happen! 😉 )

    My sewing machine’s gathering dust …
    My scissors have started to rust …

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