[cybele727]

I just logged on for a peek
Like I do every other week
There’s something to see
So excited, I’ll pee

(Sorry– clearly I hang too much with the kids.)

[Lightning McStitch]

I just logged on for a peek
Like I do every other week
There’s something to see
So excited, I’ll pee
A new pattern that’s called Hide and Seek

[Lightning McStitch]

My sewing machine went off for a service

[Lola lamb]

My sewing machine went off for a service Now the cinema dress is my purpose

[BeckyinFL]

My sewing machine went off for service
Now the cinema dress is my purpose
Undaunted, I’ll make it

[Nicole]

My sewing machine went off for service
Now the cinema dress is my purpose
Undaunted, I’ll make it
Top stitching? I’ll fake it!

[Lightning McStitch]

My sewing machine went off for service
Now the cinema dress is my purpose
Undaunted, I’ll make it
Top stitching? I’ll fake it!
Just the pockets are making me nervous

[Nicole]

Bravo Shelley

[BeckyinFL]

Good one!

[Lightning McStitch]

Ok, a new one to start with. Relevant to what I’m sewing now:

I cut up an old skirt of mine

[Todd Gibson]

I cut up an old skirt of mine
After drinking half a bottle of wine

[daisygirl78]

I cut up an old skirt of mine
After drinking half a bottle of wine
I thought I’d cut straight

[Lola lamb]

I cut up an old skirt of mine, After drinking half a bottle of wine, thought I’d cut straight, Oh my but wait

[Nicole]

I cut up an old skirt of mine
After drinking half a bottle of wine
I thought I’d cut straight
Oh my but wait
Should stripes go across the grain line?

New one,

My scissors are missing again!

[daisygirl78]

My scissors are missing again!
The number I’ve lost equals ten!