[dubhels2003]

I just want to sit down and sew!
But lately I’ve been on the go
‘Cause we’re building a house
And I just saw a mouse

By the time the machine’s out there’ll be snow

(Apologies @ock-du-spock if this is prophetic…)

[dubhels2003]

Ooooh, I get to start a new one too I think??

My daughter will only wear pink 🙁

[with love Heidi]

My daughter will only wear pink
With tulle and sequins I think

[Anonymous]

My daughter will only wear pink
With tulle and sequins I think
I’ve tried purple and red

[Tamara]

My daughter will only wear pink
With tulle and sequins I think
I’ve tried purple And red
“Mum! Did you hear what I said?
All other colours, they stink!”

This denim it just will not stretch

[Todd Gibson]

This denim it just will not stretch
When I wear it I feel I must wretch

[Lightning McStitch]

I’m calling for clarification on that one @todd …
“wretch” (noun) a poor, miserable person.
“retch” (verb) to gag or vomit
“wrench” (verb) to twist and pull
I’m guessing, from context, you were going for wrench… Poetic license bring what it is, and this being a limerick thread on a sewing forum, you can make up any word/meaning you like of course! 😃

[Todd Gibson]

Well, it looks like I made a spelling error. So, for catching it, @lightningmcstitch, you have to take the next line:

This denim it just will not stretch
When I wear it I feel I must retch

[Lightning McStitch]

This denim it just will not stretch
When I wear it I feel I must retch
So tight ’round my guts

[Nicole]

This denim it just will not stretch
When I wear it I feel I must retch
So tight ’round my guts
I have back and front butts…

[Ock Du Spock]

This denim it just will not stretch
When I wear it I feel I must retch
So tight ’round my guts
Curse my love of beer nuts

[Ock Du Spock]

Oops! Missed yours Nicole… sorry

[Ock Du Spock]

This denim it just will not stretch
When I wear it I feel I must retch
So tight ’round my guts
I have back and front butts…
Luckily pink tracksuit Wednesdays are “fetch!”

[Ock Du Spock]

Oh, I’m supposed to start a new one aren’t I…

My sewing machine’s gathering dust…

[lattemama]

(Stop trying to make fetch happen! 😉 )

My sewing machine’s gathering dust …
My scissors have started to rust …