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    Todd Gibson
    Keymaster
    @todd

    My scissors are missing again!
    The number I’ve lost equals ten!
    If I ever find them

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    Lightning McStitch @LightningMcStitch

    Side tracked…

    If the next season’s patterns are late
    And you feel it is too long to wait
    Blame Todd who wastes time
    Making up rhymes
    Instead of working from nine until eight

    🙂
    But I’m stuck with the current one…

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    Lightning McStitch @LightningMcStitch

    My scissors are missing again!
    The number I’ve lost equals ten!
    If I ever find them
    I’ll hogtie and bind them

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    Todd Gibson
    Keymaster
    @todd

    Nice try @LightningMcStitch, but when next season’s pattern are late it won’t be my fault!

    You’ll have to blame Spotlight who came in with a last-minute request for a Lisette fabric collection that forced @Liesl to put pattern development on hold in order to meet their deadline. The collection was handed off this week, so she’s back at work on patterns. They might deliver a little late, but you Aussies have some beautiful knits in your future as a result!

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    Deb @Mynorth

    My scissors are missing again!
    The number I’ve lost equals ten!
    If I ever find them
    I’ll hogtie and bind them
    To my Bernina that sits in the den.

    side tracked too…

    Theres an Aussie named Shelly that sews.
    She makes all sorts of creative nice clothes.
    She’s a cyclist too,
    can mend an ewe and a shrew,
    and is awfully clever with prose!

    Next limerick…

    My stash is getting out of hand.

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    daisygirl78 @daisygirl78

    My stash is getting out of hand.
    I might have to purchase more land!

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    Todd Gibson
    Keymaster
    @todd

    My stash is getting out of hand.
    I might have to purchase more land!
    A mile of fence

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    Nicole @motherof5

    My stash is getting out of hand.
    I might have to purchase more land!
    A mile of fence
    ’round the circumference

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    daisygirl78 @daisygirl78

    My stash is getting out of hand.
    I might have to purchase more land!
    A mile of fence
    ’round the circumference
    And I still cannot find room to stand.

    There once was a quilter named Lizzy

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    Lightning McStitch @LightningMcStitch

    Thanks Deb! You’re the best, and I’m impressed that you didn’t “work blue” with that one!

    There once was a quilter named Lizzy
    But quilting was making her dizzy

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    with love Heidi @with love Heidi

    There once was a quilter named Lizzy
    But quilting was making her dizzy
    So she looked for a dress

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    Anonymous @

    There once was a quilter named Lizzy
    But quilting was making her dizzy
    So she looked for a dress
    She could sew to impress

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    Masha Richart
    Keymaster
    @roundtheworldgirl

    There once was a quilter named Lizzy
    But quilting was making her dizzy
    So she looked for a dress
    She could sew to impress
    But the prints she had all were too busy

    Next limerick:

    My sewing machine’s on the fritz

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    vothgirl @vothgirl

    My sewing machine’s on the fritz
    I want to smash it to bits

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    Todd Gibson
    Keymaster
    @todd

    My sewing machine’s on the fritz
    I want to smash it to bits
    But I know if I do

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