[Todd Gibson]

My scissors are missing again!
The number I’ve lost equals ten!
If I ever find them

[Lightning McStitch]

Side tracked…

If the next season’s patterns are late
And you feel it is too long to wait
Blame Todd who wastes time
Making up rhymes
Instead of working from nine until eight

🙂
But I’m stuck with the current one…

[Lightning McStitch]

My scissors are missing again!
The number I’ve lost equals ten!
If I ever find them
I’ll hogtie and bind them

[Todd Gibson]

Nice try @LightningMcStitch, but when next season’s pattern are late it won’t be my fault!

You’ll have to blame Spotlight who came in with a last-minute request for a Lisette fabric collection that forced @Liesl to put pattern development on hold in order to meet their deadline. The collection was handed off this week, so she’s back at work on patterns. They might deliver a little late, but you Aussies have some beautiful knits in your future as a result!

[Deb]

My scissors are missing again!
The number I’ve lost equals ten!
If I ever find them
I’ll hogtie and bind them
To my Bernina that sits in the den.

side tracked too…

Theres an Aussie named Shelly that sews.
She makes all sorts of creative nice clothes.
She’s a cyclist too,
can mend an ewe and a shrew,
and is awfully clever with prose!

Next limerick…

My stash is getting out of hand.

[daisygirl78]

My stash is getting out of hand.
I might have to purchase more land!

[Todd Gibson]

My stash is getting out of hand.
I might have to purchase more land!
A mile of fence

[Nicole]

My stash is getting out of hand.
I might have to purchase more land!
A mile of fence
’round the circumference

[daisygirl78]

My stash is getting out of hand.
I might have to purchase more land!
A mile of fence
’round the circumference
And I still cannot find room to stand.

There once was a quilter named Lizzy

[Lightning McStitch]

Thanks Deb! You’re the best, and I’m impressed that you didn’t “work blue” with that one!

There once was a quilter named Lizzy
But quilting was making her dizzy

[with love Heidi]

There once was a quilter named Lizzy
But quilting was making her dizzy
So she looked for a dress

[Anonymous]

There once was a quilter named Lizzy
But quilting was making her dizzy
So she looked for a dress
She could sew to impress

[Masha Richart]

There once was a quilter named Lizzy
But quilting was making her dizzy
So she looked for a dress
She could sew to impress
But the prints she had all were too busy

Next limerick:

My sewing machine’s on the fritz

[vothgirl]

My sewing machine’s on the fritz
I want to smash it to bits

[Todd Gibson]

My sewing machine’s on the fritz
I want to smash it to bits
But I know if I do